Ah, Twitter. Even the most internet-saturated among us still resist its siren call, its promise of 140-character wit and wisdom. Sure, it might be the most profound waste of time of our age, but it has nonetheless brought out of the woodwork some pretty damn funny people. And when the funny comes in the form of a comic book superhero music critic, well… I hate to tell you this, but you might just have to break down and get a Twitter account. Just a sampling of the gems...
HULK GO TO PITCHFORK FOR REVIEW OF NEW UNSANE ALBUM. 10,000 WORDS LATER AND HULK STILL NOT KNOW IF IT GOOD. THIS REVIEW OR COLLEGE THESIS?
YOU NOT BELIEVE HOW FAST HULK GET DISHWASHING DONE WHEN HULK LISTEN TO LIGHTNING BOLT
HULK THANKFUL DANZIG ALWAYS COVER GUT WITH MESH SHIRT. IT LIKE WEARING SUNGLASSES TO LOOK AT ECLIPSE.
HULK REMEMBER WHEN EVERY DAY RECORD STORE DAY. NOW IT ONE DAY OUT OF YEAR WHEN STORE SUCKER YOU INTO $30 REFUSED REISSUE.
HULK WATCH GERMS BIOPIC LAST NIGHT. IT TRAGIC THAT DARBY CRASH KILL SELF. BUT IT EVEN MORE TRAGIC THAT PAT SMEAR JOIN FOO FIGHTERS.
HULK NOT HAVE 401K PLAN BUT HULK HAVE RARE SAETIA RECORD AND EBAY ACCOUNT SO HULK BE OK
Musicians have taken notice, as Katy Goodman (Vivian Girls, La Sera) proclaimed "The greatest question of our generation: Who is @JADEDPUNKHULK?" Ted Leo and Ryan Adams make appearances on his feed as well, along with 3,300 followers and counting. Oh, and did I mention @JADEDPUNKHULK just started tweeting on March 15th?