The 10 Greatest Unmade Movies of All Time (Part 2)

Another 10 examples of possible productions that never got made, and why the declined studios should reconsider their decisions.

Sometimes, it's fun to play "What if?" What if Sean Connery had stayed on to play James Bond to the bitter end? What if David Lynch (or David Cronenberg) had helmed the final film of the original Star Wars trilogy, Return of the Jedi? What if the Beatles had played the various characters in their proposed adaptation of The Lord of the Rings, and what if Guillermo Del Toro had been given the cinematic carte blanche (and buckets of cash) to make his proposed hard-R homage to H. P. Lovecraft, In the Mountains of Madness, with Tom Cruise in the lead? Hollywood is filled with such possible projects, each one promising something special. Of course, film is a business as well as an artform, meaning sometimes, money and other pragmatic factors have to inject some sullen common sense into all that aesthetic excitement. A great idea doesn't always mean a great final result. Huge bombs have been built out of wild ambition and free artistic license.

This might explain Tinseltown's history of unrealized cinematic dreams, from the most ardent indie approach to the most mild of mainstream conceits. All stars have had their vanity vehicles rejected while name directors lose as many gigs as they get. In the end, most lovers of film don't notice and the wheels of the medium's machine continue to roll. However, usually long after the fact, we learn of projects studios passed on that, in retrospect, seem a helluva lot better than the junk they constantly spew in our direction. Would they represent a sizable risk? Absolutely, but does every experiment have to be the result of billions of dollars? No. Still, the legends live on, including the 10 titles selected here. As another installment in our Greatest Unmade Movies of All Time list, there's no guarantee of eventual success. On the other hand, many of these DOA ideas continue to intrigue, including the first one on our list:

#10 - Superman Lives!

We included this for several reasons. First, we'd love to see what Tim Burton would have done with this film, not just the snippets of costume tests we've seen or the various character designs considered. Second, Kevin Smith's script would have been a real fanboy freak out, with Messageboard Nation in a panic over how to react to one of their own messing with Supe's mythology. Finally, considering the crapshoot that was Man of Steel, would this have truly been any worse? Burton eats Zack Snyder for breakfast, visually, and even a kooky Nicolas Cage would have been more interesting than old Henry Whatshisname.

#9 - The Other Side of the Wind

Along with Stanley Kubrick, Orson Welles is one of the reigning late auteurs with a closet full of unfinished (or unmade) movies and ideas. This one has ten hours of raw footage in the can, but legal and financial troubles are keeping it from being completed. The story centers on a filmmaker (John Huston) who dies just after his 70th birthday. We go back to the night before and watch as he interacts with fellow creators Peter Bogdanovich and Dennis Hopper. A supposed satire of '70s era Hollywood, it would be interesting to see Welles' take on the times.

#8 - The Cameron Crowe/Tom Cruise Phil Spector Biopic

Around the time of Vanilla Sky, Tom Cruise wanted to make a biopic about famed "Wall of Sound" producer and music industry madman Phil Spector. He even brought on Cameron Crowe to handle the duties behind the lens. With the story of his rise from wannabe musician to master of the studio control board, this potential project that had it all. Then Spector was accused of killing a woman in his house and that ended this possible production. Perhaps, in time, this effort can be resurrected, albeit with other players participating. For those who don't know him, Spector is a surreal subject.

#7 - Roger Rabbit: Toon Platoon

Who Framed Roger Rabbit? remains one of the most imaginative and important films in the entirety of the live action/animation archive, so naturally everyone wanted a sequel. The first idea pitched was a dozy with Roger and his pals in 1941, fighting to defeat the Nazis. For a while, it appeared almost viable. Then producer Steven Spielberg bailed, claiming he couldn't satirize the Third Reich after Schindler's List, and then the rest of the creative team lost interest. With its cartoons on the front lines and espionage subplot (Roger must save his future wife, Jessica, from the enemy) this has a lot of potential and pitfalls as well.

#6 - Good Omens

It's the Biblical End Times vs. sly British sci-fi in this collaboration between Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. At one time, Terry Gilliam was on the fast track to make this movie about the rise of the Antichrist, the drawing together of the fabled Four Horseman, and the desire of an archangel and a demon to stop such apocalyptic Judgment. When the money fell out, the famed expatriate Python gave up, with Gaiman and Pratchett now talking TV mini-series with another celebrated member of the UK sketch gods, Terry Jones. Given his eye and his crazed creativity, we still want to see Gilliam's version.

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