“Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.” — Tom Stoppard, Artist ascending a Staircase
NOVEL CREATOR 2002 Registered to: Jennie Fields
1. Please Select a Genre: Jewish Sci-Fi Fantasy New York Real Estate Romance Slavic “Wise-Man-Foolish-Boy” Fiction Hardboiled Cat Mystery
OK… you selected NEW YORK REAL ESTATE ROMANCE. Processing…
2. Please Select a Title: CROSSING BROOKLYN FERRY EAST RIVER PIPE I KILLED THAT BOY WHO LOVED ME AT 16 APPLE PIE MORNINGS 3. Please select a Plot: Family moves into Small Apartment Above Meat Shop. Hilarity Ensues. Chelsea Couple moves to Brooklyn, find spirtual awareness in form of wise Chinese man Family moves to Brooklyn, Dad is really depressed, exotically-named Wife snuggles with an exciting, exotically-named schoolteacher, child grows through hardship Immigrant Story: Irish Family moves to New Jersey, learn to love Ikea.
OK… you selected FAMILY MOVES TO BROOKLYN, DAD IS REALLY DEPRESSED…
4. Please select an exotically named Wife: Zosia Finney Chesterina Willis-Harper Biloxi Paulina Granola Moon Frye Kylie Kareninna 5. Please select an exotically-named schoolteacher: Tonto Burnsides Placido Boxworth Keeven O’Connor Silus O’Skeevy McRay OK… GENERATING HUSBAND’S NAME: JAMIE. OK… GENERATING CHILD’S NAME: ROSE OK… GENERATING COLORFUL SUPPORTING CHARACTERS. OK… GENERATING COLORFUL CORNER BAR. OK… GENERATING COLORFUL NEIGHBORHOOD OK… GENERATING COLORFUL DIALECT OK… GENERATING LOVE SCENES. OK… GENERATING CRISIS (DEPRESSION) OK… GENERATING RESOLUTION OK… PUBLISHING BOOK WITH PERENNIAL OK… SELLING BOOK TO THE LONELY OK… SELLING HALLMARK MOVIE RIGHTS
DONE.
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