Film: Good Luck Chuck
Studio: Lionsgate
Cast: Dane Cook, Jessica Alba, Dan Fogler
Website: http://www.goodluckchuckthemovie.com/
MPAA rating: R
First date: 2007
US Release Date: 2007-09-21 (General release)
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Good Luck Chuck
Mark Helfrich
Dane Cook needs to be stopped. He’s not funny. He can’t act — and even his life outside screen and stage screams has-been (the MySpace friends frenzy) and never-will-be (dating Jessica Simpson???). Yet someone thought he’d be a good match with the equally empty Jessica Alba for a high concept comedy in which the title character carries a unique curse. Sadly, it wasn’t something like malaria. Instead, Cook is a dude who can help a gal meet her true love. All she has to do is sleep with him. And you thought the viewer had it bad. Bill Gibron
Director: Peter Farrelly
Director: Bobby Farrelly
Film: The Hearbreak Kid
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Cast: Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan, Jerry Stiller, Malin Akerman, Carlos Mencia, Rob Corddry
Website: http://www.heartbreakkidmovie.com/
MPAA rating: R
First date: 2007
US Release Date: 2007-10-05 (General release)
UK Release Date: 2007-10-05 (General release)
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The Heartbreak Kid
Peter and Bobby Farrelly
Ben Stiller looks bored. Malin Akerman amps the unnecessary insanity. Michelle Monaghan wonders how she got talked into this trash. And somewhere, Elaine May and Neil Simon are smiling – or crying… one of the two (depends on the size of the royalty check). Why anyone would want to tackle this three decades old social satire in an era where none of the commentary matters is beyond one’s intellectual capacity. To turn it into a ‘so ’90s’ gross out goof off seems even more incomprehensible. Yet that’s what the clueless Farrelly Brothers do, and the results speak — or make that, reek – for themselves. Bill Gibron
Film: August Rush
Studio: Warner Brothers
Cast: Freddie Highmore, Keri Russell, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Terrence Howard, Jamia Simone Nash, Robin William
Website: http://augustrushmovie.warnerbros.com/
MPAA rating: PG
Trailer: http://www.movieweb.com/movies/film/31/3931/videos/?s=trailers
First date: 2007
US Release Date: 2007-11-21 (General release)
UK Release Date: 2007-11-23 (General release)
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August Rush
Kirsten Sheridan
They say music is the language of the soul. If that’s the case, everyone involved in this soppy, saccharine project have spirits laced with Satan’s own cyanide. Ripping off Oliver Twist is one thing. Setting it within the world of star-crossed lovers, street level buskers, and compositional savants does nothing but de-fang Dickens. Then there’s the title character, a kid so open faced and optimistic that even the obvious veiled pedophilia of Robin Williams’ Fagin redux doesn’t phase him. It’s all part of a narrative numbness that allows for limited entertainment value, manipulative karmic coincidences, and maximum schmaltz. Bill Gibron
Film: License to Wed
Studio: Warner Brothers
Cast: Robin Williams, Mandy Moore, John Krasinski, Eric Christian Olsen, Christine Taylor
MPAA rating: PG-13
Trailer: http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/licensetowed/
First date: 2007
US Release Date: 2007-07-03 (General release)
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License to Wed
Ken Kwapis
John Krasinski and Mandy Moore may just ooze charm from every pore. Does either have skin pores? I thought about that a lot more than I thought about License to Wed. Moore and Krasinski are most charming when they play against their toothy good looks, smirking and mugging their way through petty tantrums (Moore, Saved!) and self-congratulatory pranks (The Office). Despite supporting cameos from most of the cast of said Office, this lazy romcom somehow missed that joke. But I’ve had six months to make my peace with License to Wed. 2008’s all about transference, though, with Patrick Dempsey’s “un-bridaled comedy” Made of Honor ready to stink up ’08. Maureen Miller
Film: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Studio: Universal Pictures
Cast: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel, Ving Rhames, Dan Aykroyd, Steve Buscemi
Website: http://www.chuckandlarry.com/
MPAA rating: PG-13
First date: 2007
US Release Date: 2007-07-20 (General release)
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I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Dennis Dugan
Just what the summer season needed — an Adam Sandler comedy that couldn’t decide if it was a pro-PC bit of homophobia or a gay bashing attempt at tolerance. In either case, the objectives here may have been noble, but the execution was bizarrely bigoted. And it doesn’t matter if you have your characters confessing their open-mindedness in a last act attempt at absolution — all the same-sex slamming that went on before clouds such a confession. Everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves. This isn’t humor – it’s a hate crime. Bill Gibron
Film: A Mighty Heart
Studio: Paramount Vantage
Cast: Angelina Jolie, Irrfan Khan, Dan Futterman, Archie Panjabi, Will Patton, Denis O’Hare
MPAA rating: N/A
First date: 2007
Distributor: Paramount
US Release Date: 2007-06-22 (Limited release)
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A Mighty Heart
Michael Winterbottom
Nothing about A Mighty Heart screamed awful, or even mediocre, which is exactly the point. With director Michael Winterbottom (24 Hour Party People, Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story) directing, Dan Futterman (Capote) acting, and what’s her name in the lead, I guess I expected more flash. But A Mighty Heart was something else: lots of cuts, but low energy. More of an ellipsis than an exclamation point, and that doesn’t scream Angelina! to me. Maureen Miller
Film: Redacted
Studio: Magnolia Pictures
Cast: Izzy Diaz, Rob Devaney, Patrick Carroll, Kel O’Neill, Ty Jones, Daniel Stewart Sherman
Website: http://redactedmovie.com/
MPAA rating: R
Trailer: http://www.movieweb.com/movies/film/24/5224/videos/?s=trailers
First date: 2007
US Release Date: 2007-11-16 (Limited release)
UK Release Date: 2008-03-21 (Limited release)
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Redacted
Brian De Palma
Brian DePalma must have had some good intentions when he decided to Blair Witch the Iraq War via his cinematic experiment in surveillance camerawork. Too bad he picked the wrong enemy to focus on. Like many of 2007’s lame pro-peace pronouncements, the former ’70s filmmaking icon made the soldiers his target, instead of a clueless administration or a misguided Commander in Chief. Then, to top it off, he developed a narrative that’s so hamfisted and obvious that it’s impossible to avoid the moronic message (i.e. pointless combat turns the military maniacal). In a year filled with off balanced attacks, this one was the worst — both politically and artistically. Bill Gibron
Film: I Know Who Killed Me
Studio: Columbia Pictures
Cast: Lindsay Lohan, Julia Ormond, Neal McDonough, Brian Geraghty, Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon, Spencer Garrett, Gregory Itzin
Website: http://www.iknowwhokilledme.com/
MPAA rating: R
Trailer: http://www.movieweb.com/movies/film/29/4929/videos/?s=trailers
First date: 2007
US Release Date: 2007-07-27 (General release)
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I Know Who Killed Me
Chris Sivertson
Up until the moment Britney went ballistic during a recent ‘domestic disturbance’, many would argue that her shenanigans were secondary to the total career meltdown suffered by one Lindsey Lohan. Case in point — this horrendously unappetizing thriller, which found our former child star going the stripper route in order to up her adult-oriented career cred. It didn’t work. Instead, the dark and dismal film, helmed by shoulder shrug Chris Sivertson, proved that there was no juice left in Lohan’s fading celebrity. A few trips through rehab’s revolving door, and a future in the food service industry doesn’t seem that far fetched. Bill Gibron
Film: Alvin and the Chipmunks
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Cast: Jason Lee, David Cross, Cameron Richardson, Jane Lynch, Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler, Jesse McCartney
Website: http://www.alvinandthechipmunksmovie.com/
MPAA rating: PG
Trailer: http://www.movieweb.com/movies/film/62/4762/videos/?s=trailers
First date: 2007
US Release Date: 2007-12-14 (General release)
UK Release Date: 2007-12-21 (General release)
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Alvin and the Chipmunks
Tim Hill
Squealing, singing vermin — only a pre-Beatles America could embrace such a novelty. That Ross Bagdasarian Sr.’s rodent novelty act found purchase again in a post-punk ’80s remains a pop culture mystery. Now similar success is happening all over again, a combination of boomers and babysitters keeping CG versions of the serenading wildlife rolling in the dough. This doesn’t mean Tim Hill’s movie is good. In fact, it’s so bereft of joy and happiness that Victorian workhouses are jealous of its grim, hopeless horrors. Of course the wee ones love it… they don’t know any better. Parents, and the producers, should. Bill Gibron
Film: Across the Universe
Studio: Columbia Pictures
Cast: Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess, Joe Anderson, Dana Fuchs, Martin Luther McCoy, T.V. Carpio, Bono, Eddie Izzard, Joe Cocker, Salma Hayek
Website: http://www.acrosstheuniverse.com/
MPAA rating: PG-13
First date: 2007
US Release Date: 2007-09-14 (Limited release)
UK Release Date: 2007-09-28 (General release)
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Across the Universe
Julie Taymor
Early on in this laughable Beatles-shlock-o-rama, director Julie Taymor seems to have wanted to make a real movie. It’s a story about a Liverpool dockworker who takes off for America to find his father, arriving in New York in full 1960s-hippie-ferment. Nothing new, and unfortunately the kid’s named Jude (can you imagine why?), but it’s harmless enough fun. But then the film begins its increasingly painful contortions to accommodate all the necessary Beatles tunes, becoming nothing more than a half-baked showreel for a director with plenty of visual sense but no feel for story. By the time one has suffered through a depressingly routine, “trippy” take on “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,” it’s clear that the Vegas Cirque du Soleil Beatles show would have been more fun. Chris Barsanti
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