William Reagan decided to be born in Massachusetts because he knew that his accent would be a lifelong amusement to everyone on earth except people from Massachusetts. He decided to move to Maine because he was eleven and his parents were doing the same thing, and eleven is an impressionable age. He decided to move to Portland, Oregon because the fabulous woman who would give birth to his beautiful daughter eight years later moved there first. It is unlikely he will move again. William is a freelance advertising copywriter who champions the assertion that the most effective marketing speaks honestly to the audience, without gimmick and hyperbole, and that gratuitous use of sexuality is a deplorable method of marketing vacuum cleaners, banking, and college. He is an avid reader and writer of children's picture books, as well as haiku, essays, and occasional fiction. Evidence can be found at WilliamReagan.com.
There are reasons to dismiss Christine O'Donnell's candidacy, but witchcraft shouldn't be one of them.
31 Oct 2010
Imagine new legislation on every voter's Facebook homepage: voters could click on the post to learn more about it, add a comment to the discussion (140 character limit), and then click "Like" or "Dislike". Click. Click. Done!
16 May 2010
Thanks to this book, a friend greeted me with an earnest handshake, and I remarked that the handshake developed in England several hundred years ago as a means for people to demonstrate that they were not holding weapons.
29 Mar 2010
"Slang is the language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work," says Carol Sandburg.
19 Jul 2009
Science is great, more power to it, but superstitions are fun, the little bits of weird poetry scribbled into the margins of the Algebra book.
15 Dec 2008
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