Ryan Smith is a writer/journalist with a penchant for comedy, a Sherlock Holmesian knack for observation of the human condition, and an undying love for pants. Khaki pants. A native of Springfield, Illinois (where one is required by law to hold a wallet-sized picture of Honest Abe in pocket at all times), Ryan graduated from the University of Missouri-Columbia in 2000 and later worked as a newspaper reporter in central Missouri
Unless you're the kind of person who carpools to Ozzfest, has a social circle that dresses all in black and has a fondness for Slayer's “Reign in Blood” -- chances are you're not going to have a big Guitar Hero: Metallica party. And let's face it, this is especially true if you want girls to come.
30 Apr 2009
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