By Wonka, for Wonka, Against Wonka: The Eugene J. Candy Co.
Fickelgrubers, Prodnoses, and Slugworths: modern candy "freak" Eugene J. reflects on the science behind the literary legend, Willy Wonka.
Roald Dahl
Vulgarians 101: A Course for Future Leaders of America
A dystopian syllabus for an inevitable future at a hypothetical university.
Where Have All the Mothers Gone?
Mothers must be dealt with if we are to get on with the business of growing up.